unclefather:

you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit

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coagulates:

the worst part about ugly dudes is everyone defends them like ‘he’s really funny though’ or something but if a chick is ugly to someone they just straight up dirt like they might as well not even have a personality 

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ghostgif:

*walks into school*

[APPLAUSE]

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hornyspice:

*opens a pack of gum*
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chocolaty:

do u ever make a post so witty and great u just laugh at urself

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leader-of-standing-purgatorians:

princess-romanova:

So I hadn’t yet come out to my mum and today I got home to see that someone had changed the cover on my bed to this

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And then I saw that they left a note on the bed, so I went over to take a look at it and

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My mum is the best 

Whenever I see this I think well what if you weren’t gay and you came home one day to this

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greathaircut:

to the prankster who put “the moon” as the address on their online pizza delivery order: thanks a whole dang lot. i was up there for like ten minutes just aimlesly waiting, ringing the doorbell, kicking moon rocks around

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skeeterdayz:

when yo friend is considering watchin yo favorite show

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